Got a few extra dollars burning a hole in your pocket? Looking for that “must have” item to talk about at your next cocktail party? Log on to the internet, join in on one of the millions of on-line auctions and you might be the lucky winner of such items as:
- A giant Cheeto – $180
- Justin Timberlake’s half-eaten French toast – $3,154
- A Haunted Rubber Ducky – $107.50
- A Serial Killer’s Fingernail – $9.99
- An imaginary friend, complete with a photo of nothing – over $3,000
Better yet, have you seen the face of Mother Teresa in your bologna sandwich? Have you caught an insect that looks like Lady Gaga or Donald Trump? If so, then you could be the country’s next millionaire . . . (or at least get $5 bucks for it, anyway).
Happy Hunting!
